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{ Monthly Archives } November 2004

Arch Enemy

Have a spare ticket for Arch Enemy on Friday 17th December at the Kentish Forum if anybody wants it.

2004 11 30 sam insolence Comments (0)

how am i driving?

a toppling flat at the top of the block
builder’s in the distance saying ‘Lookout!’
room is toppling perilously close
there is some fluid in a pressure cooker, creating a bad smell and the neighbours are complaining.
it only moves if i move. so i have to lie in the middle of the floor completely motionless not daring [...]

2004 11 24 sam insolence Comments Off

Football

‘Patel passes to Patel, it bounces off Patel’s boot, but Patel comes in from the wing and shoots and oh, a brilliant save by Patel. Every Patel on the terraces is on his feet.’
The reason was simple: all 124 players in a weekend five-a-side charity football tournament in Leeds, and 300 of their fans, were [...]

2004 11 23 sam insolence Comments Off

Listen to your parents

A 12-year-old girl from Orissa was hammered to death by her father for returning home late, police said on Sunday.
Nagendra Pradhan, 45, killed his daughter, Sunita, during a quarrel on Saturday which erupted when she returned home late after meeting her boyfriend, whom she was seeing against Pradhan’s wishes.
Bad girl.

2004 11 18 sam insolence Comments (0)

Radiator Club

I know we all left EC ages ago but.
My little brother went to the open day today.
At the end of his speech the headmaster set a ‘challenge’ for the kids - somewhere in the school, he said, there is a plaque with the names of the members of ‘Radiator Club’ on. The first person [...]

2004 11 13 sam insolence Comments (0)

I lost my frog

His name is Hopkin green frog
Have you seen my frog?

2004 11 08 sam insolence Comments Off

Election time

As Americans go to elect their President bear in mind a few of the outsiders also running.

If Jack Grimes were in charge of America, he says, he would finally set things right .. He would establish a fascist dictatorship based on the teachings of Benito Mussolini and Saddam Hussein, and he would rely on [...]

2004 11 07 sam insolence Comments Off