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Monthly Archives: January 2005

Council Fun

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Hampshire council is spending £10,000 .. ten thousand pounds .. on moving the zebra crossing, five metres to the left of my front door, closer to the Whitchurch roundabout, twenty-five metres to the left of my front door. That’s £500 for every metre. Can anybody see any sense in that? Anybody? [...]

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A new game

Monday, January 10, 2005

This is the best game ever.
I managed to make

I was chuffed.
It’s interesting what generates group activity and what makes everybody gang up on somebody though. Found people enthusiastic in creating ‘Naked Mothers For You XXX’ and it stayed for a fair while too but ‘Jesus saves’ never seems to go down too well [...]

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Exit Music

Sunday, January 9, 2005

I’ve decided the climax of Exit Music is a close as you can get to a musical orgasm.
It makes me insanely happy, it makes me tingle inside, it makes me want to explode into a thousand million pieces.

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Another year.

Monday, January 3, 2005

Resolutions:

Buy more music;
Eat more chocolate;
Buy more music.

I’ll be twenty next year. Odd thought.

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