(With apologies to Dom, who has already read this..)
Man: Someone has stolen the ball in my mouse.
Me: Have another ball.
Man: Thank you.
A few minutes later -
Man: I can’t work out how to get the ball in this damn thing.
Me: That’s an optical mouse.
Man: [...]
It’s obvious that now Jerzy Dudek is an English Hero everybody will want to be him. So be thankful the BBC has given a chance for us all to ‘be Dudek for the day’ by supplying us with a mask of his face. If that wasn’t enough they’ve also provided a guide on [...]
Best result of the election was in Cardiff North, where Catherine Taylor-Dawson of the Vote for Yourself Rainbow Dream Ticket party managed to win just one vote. She didn’t vote for herself as she wasn’t registered (and lives in Cheshire anyway) and was funded by a squatter who goes by the name of Rainbow [...]
I was wondering who would win in a fight between Dangermouse and Bananaman. Dangermouse has his useless sidekick Penfold to help him along while Bananaman has the ability to look ridiculous, thereby making Dangermouse laugh at him and forget he was just about to move in for the kill. I couldn’t decide .. [...]
What is a young boy at the women’s FA Cup final with a ‘GO ADDICKS‘ sign to do when the TV cameras focus on him? Cover up the AD, grin like a monkey on heat and wave the sign about of course. And how his mother half-heartedly tried to hide away the giggles [...]