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{ Monthly Archives } June 2005

Beautiful Feeling

Sometimes I can see for miles, through water and fire.
I haven’t seen any of you for ages .. what’s going on in the realms of Eltham direction?
If anybody is stuck for something to do on Saturday 2nd July then come to the charity show my sister is putting on in aid of breast cancer research. [...]

Rebecca

Who Slammed Doors For Fun And Perished Miserably

A trick that everyone abhors
In little girls is slamming doors.
A wealthy banker’s little daughter
Who lived in Palace Green, Bayswater
(By name Rebecca Offendort),
Was given to this furious sport.
She would deliberately go
And slam the door like billy-o!
To make her uncle Jacob start.
She was not really bad at heart,
But only rather [...]

Something Grand

The sum of my thoughts from Bexley to Whitchurch, last Sunday -
- BT’s Firewater is an awesome tune to get you going, you must all hear it.
- Crazy random people have a tendency to talk to me. Opposites attract, eh?
- Queued is a lovely word.
- When I was small I [...]

The Dead Flag Blues

NIN tonight woo yeah :D
Work experience girl (fifteen going on seven) just tried hammering some memory into a motherboard slot with a hard drive, wondering why it wouldn’t fit into place but not realising she had it the wrong way round. That’s one way to kill a computer, I’ll give her that.
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