Ballcock in the toilet next to the office at work broke yesterday .. the three of us got in to find the entire place in several centimetres of water. Amazed everything still worked. So yesterday was spent trying not to get my feet wet while we hoovered up the water in the carpet. [...]
Somebody left a Coke can on platform nine of Waterloo station and walked off. Five minutes later an old, round man with white hair of Mike Power form and black, loosely fitting clothes wandered up the platform, past the can, then came back again, picked it up, drank the remaining liquid and put it [...]
I went to sleep in my usual bed last night, woke up this morning lying on the bed in the other room.
Confusing way to start the day .. I can’t for the life of me remember what I was dreaming about but it must have been something odd because I took a pair of shorts [...]
I think I may have cooked something that would be suitable for others to consume:
2 chicken thighs
Soy sauce
Lemon juice
Bit of oil
Sugar
Oven for thirty-five minutes on gas 5 .. it actually tastes good! Cook it with rice and vegetables and whatnot. That’s what you’ll be getting if I ever have to cook for you. [...]