Ballcock in the toilet next to the office at work broke yesterday .. the three of us got in to find the entire place in several centimetres of water. Amazed everything still worked. So yesterday was spent trying not to get my feet wet while we hoovered up the water in the carpet. The place is already beginning to smell like a tent does after a few days in a field, if the heat picks up at all it’ll be terrible .. i’ll move to the boardroom or something.
A joke for you, shamelessly stolen from someone else but no worry about that:
James, Tony and Kevin were lost in the forest when they were ambushed and captured by cannibals. The cannibal King told the prisoners that they could only live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to forage deep in the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.
They went their separate ways to gather the fruit. James came back first and said to the king, “I have brought ten apples”. The king explained the trial to him, “You must shove the fruit up your bum without any expression on your face, or you will be eaten.”
The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced in pain and so was killed.
Tony arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial he thought to himself ‘this should be easy!’ One in .. two in .. three…four…five…six…seven…eight… but on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
James and Tony met in heaven. James asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it!” Tony replied, “I couldn’t help it - I looked up and saw Kevin coming back with pineapples.”
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