Tiny Little Fractures

Boris Johnson, the man whom nobody is sure really exists or not, came to our campus bar this evening, for reasons nobody can quite fathom. The place was packed and there were even some petty socialists with silly little placards about top-up fees about the place. Bah to them. But anyway yeah, why come to a bar full of eighteen year olds? Some idiot (probably one of those lefties ¬ ¬) poured a pint over his head, I’m not sure what happened after that. Bit of an anti-climax really.

China gets its way and Tianamen Square becomes Tianamen Square and Falun Gong becomes Falun Gong. Meh.

One hundred and six percent in my Logic exam yay me. Please don’t make comments about how that’s completely illogical, just think it to yourself .. heard them several times over. Friend managed 118%, the highest was apparently 176%, though I’m not really sure how that would have been physically possible given the length of the exam..