Five useful reasons for lateness

  1. Thermonuclear war and your subsequent quest to repopulate the globe.
  2. Nikita Khrushchev’s challenge to a game of Go and your inability to decline.
  3. ‘The dog’ ate my car.
  4. Forgetting the 1777th digit of pi (9).
  5. Waking to an existential crisis stemming from your total lack of cereal in your cupboards and milk in your fridge. Lots of pork though.
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  1. Jo wrote::

    sam, ur the man, u better have a plan!…love pam. (jo doesnt quite fit!)

    Sunday, October 8, 2006 at 6:16 pm #