Monthly Archives: July 2007

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Last night I saw Martin Taylor and tonight I dragged Mike to a free gospel thing, with Big Al Carson (nickname thoroughly deserved). Martin Taylor was virtuosic, of course. Firefox is telling me virtuosic isn’t a word, but whatever. But he’s just so .. safe. He won’t suddenly do something outrageous [...]

Serving tea whilst bending backwards

The BBC is claiming these twins set a world record for ‘accurately serving tea whilst bending backwards’. But what kind of teapot has a spout like that?

Righto.

Here It Comes

Harry is the last horcrux, his scar marking out to Voldemort maybe, so he -has- to die. Part of me would like to suggest Harry gets Ginny pregnant and so lives on in spirit, but Fawkes’ll probably resurrect him or something. And Ginny won’t get pregnant. Snape will have had an Unbreakable [...]

Goatse Speakers

Don’t try to tell me that’s unintentional.

Emily

Emily, five today, eats peanut butter from the jar with a fork while she waits for her friends to arrive for her party. Her mother has told her to stop but she pays no attention – filling her mouth, gluing it shut and then unsticking it is far too good for her to stop purely [...]