- Paedophilia. Probably then followed by a ‘wait, I shouldn’t joke about that, should I? Because y’know, I don’t actually fuck six year olds (I prefer girls about nine)’
- Girlfriends (and lack thereof). Expect reference to (1).
- Lesbians/Gays
- Annoying international stereotypes, like Oriental looking folk not understanding English, cue hilarious nonsense from comedian
- Black people, if comedian is black, otherwise see (4).
WHY CAN’T COMEDIANS BE FUNNY?