So uh nineteen .. yay me? I had a blueberry muffin with a pretend candle.
You get a lot of talking time for a $1 international phonecall from the States.
Spent too much money on music again but these things are to be expected. Jeff Bezos must love me. Low’s The Great [...]
Ballcock in the toilet next to the office at work broke yesterday .. the three of us got in to find the entire place in several centimetres of water. Amazed everything still worked. So yesterday was spent trying not to get my feet wet while we hoovered up the water in the carpet. [...]
Somebody left a Coke can on platform nine of Waterloo station and walked off. Five minutes later an old, round man with white hair of Mike Power form and black, loosely fitting clothes wandered up the platform, past the can, then came back again, picked it up, drank the remaining liquid and put it [...]
I went to sleep in my usual bed last night, woke up this morning lying on the bed in the other room.
Confusing way to start the day .. I can’t for the life of me remember what I was dreaming about but it must have been something odd because I took a pair of shorts [...]
I think I may have cooked something that would be suitable for others to consume:
2 chicken thighs
Soy sauce
Lemon juice
Bit of oil
Sugar
Oven for thirty-five minutes on gas 5 .. it actually tastes good! Cook it with rice and vegetables and whatnot. That’s what you’ll be getting if I ever have to cook for you. [...]
Sometimes I can see for miles, through water and fire.
I haven’t seen any of you for ages .. what’s going on in the realms of Eltham direction?
If anybody is stuck for something to do on Saturday 2nd July then come to the charity show my sister is putting on in aid of breast cancer research. [...]
Who Slammed Doors For Fun And Perished Miserably
A trick that everyone abhors
In little girls is slamming doors.
A wealthy banker’s little daughter
Who lived in Palace Green, Bayswater
(By name Rebecca Offendort),
Was given to this furious sport.
She would deliberately go
And slam the door like billy-o!
To make her uncle Jacob start.
She was not really bad at heart,
But only rather [...]