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Brilliant idea number four hundred and thirty-nine

On overcrowding in prisons:
Send all prisoners with a waist larger than forty inches to a country where space is easier to procure.

2007 05 06 sam brilliant ideas Comments (0)

149 Own Goals

Not posted any of these articles in quite a while, so here’s my favourite of all time. It’s from the Times some time in 2002. The manager’s decision just makes no sense whatsoever!
A worthy world record to hold. Apparently their punishment was quite harsh.

2007 04 12 sam football
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Footballers

‘We got the three points … It was a no-win situation, but we got the win.’
Wayne Bridge, of Chelsea, after winning the Carling Cup.
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2007 02 25 sam football
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