Charlie Brooker on the final leaders’ debate:
According to some polls, Cameron won, or at the very least tied with Clegg. Which is odd, because to my biased eyes, he looked hilariously worried whenever the others were talking. He often wore a face like the Fat Controller trying to wee through a Hula Hoop without splashing [...]
A super line from Jack Dee to close this week’s I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue:
And so, ladies and gentlemen, as the gentle donkey of time is lead into the tranquil Bethlehem of hope, before having his ears blown off by the Israeli army of eternity, I notice it’s the end of the show..
Take a look at the URLs used to make the charts at the bottom of this page.
ithankYouGodformostthisamazingdayfortheleapinggreenlyspiritsof
treesandabluetruedreamofskyandforeverythingwhichisnatural
whichisinfinitewhichisyesithankYouGodformostthisamazingday
fortheleapinggreenlyspiritsoftreesandabluetruedreamofskyand
foreverythingwhichisnaturalwhichisinfinitewhichisyeseecummings
It’d be even cooler if the chart was at all attractive..
Lovely little collection of jazz quotes at photomatt.net .. some of my favourites being:
Playing bop is like playing Scrabble with all the vowels missing.
(.. implying that you need to get rhythm down to score well?)
Those songs to me don’t exist, you know? “So What” or Kind of Blue, I’m not going to play that shit, [...]
‘We got the three points … It was a no-win situation, but we got the win.’
Wayne Bridge, of Chelsea, after winning the Carling Cup.
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