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A Few Things

Third year 0_o. I’ve chosen Operating Systems, Computer Design, an Introduction to Vision & Robots, Logic Programming, Agent Based Systems, Security and Language Semantics and Implementation (the best of a bad bunch, no way I’m doing ADS eh), along with a course in professional issues, an individual practical and a group project. We [...]

Horses and KFC and Menstrual Cups

Edinburgh Uni hosts an i love kfc and horses also mailing list. I’ve been looking for this for years.
And: Why is GMail recommending me menstrual cups?

Serving tea whilst bending backwards

The BBC is claiming these twins set a world record for ‘accurately serving tea whilst bending backwards’. But what kind of teapot has a spout like that?

Righto.

Goatse Speakers

Don’t try to tell me that’s unintentional.

(Almost) Eurovision time again

Great selection of lyrics at the BBC:

Oh, don’t call me funny bunny
I’ll blow your money, money
I’ll get you to my bad ass spinning for you.
Gotta tease you nasty guy
So take it don’t be shy
Put your cherry on my cake
And taste my cherry pie.

Sounds hot?
This is the Ukrainian entrant:

Righto.
PS. Seems to have become a BBC [...]

149 Own Goals

Not posted any of these articles in quite a while, so here’s my favourite of all time. It’s from the Times some time in 2002. The manager’s decision just makes no sense whatsoever!
A worthy world record to hold. Apparently their punishment was quite harsh.

Masada: Jazz brilliance

I was going to write something about friends in Portsmouth and Gloucester and how my last week was awesome, but then I ran most of the way home from the pub and my chest decided to hate me. THEN I turned on Masada’s Live in Sevilla and was completely caught out by the utter [...]