He’s standing there on Platform 5 of London Bridge station. He always is. Always in the same spot, always in the same outfit, always staring at me, always. And I’m always here, watching him.
We started forty years ago. Little has happened since. Every day we are here, staring. [...]
Emily, five today, eats peanut butter from the jar with a fork while she waits for her friends to arrive for her party. Her mother has told her to stop but she pays no attention – filling her mouth, gluing it shut and then unsticking it is far too good for her to stop purely [...]
I could see the flaws in this man. They were obvious. A pornographer of all kinds, paedophilia especially, there was nothing he hadn’t forced others to do. The business was profitable, mind, with more warped minds than would be expected purchasing his goods. He could afford a comfortable house, security, first class holidays and a [...]
aka an apparently comical spin on the modern world.
In what will be a shock for far-right extremists the world over it was revealed today that the new leader of the Nazi party, Benedict XVI, was a member of the Catholic Church in his youth. The surprise revelation will no doubt cause a flurry of allegations [...]